OUR 2,000th POST!!!!!! (This is the One Where you Get Free Stuff)

It’s here… it’s here… it’s here… it’s here!!!!!  Our 2,000th Post!!!!!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA… it happened!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay… we told you all about the supertyduper awesome amazeballs prize box, and what you have to do to win it, yesterday with “Post #1,999 What’s in the Prize Pack…”.  Now… it’s time!  

Comment your sexy little ass off at the bottom of this post for your chance to win.  We ask that you only enter once, but we’re tracking entries based on email addresses… and if you have more than one, then I guess you have a slight leg-up.  Yay for you!!  

Okay… are you ready?  We’re taking the weekend off to celebrate our big 02 and will be back on Monday to announce the winner.  

(PS We’re giving some other shiznit away on Facebook if you get your buds to “LIKE” us too… just saying)

One last word about your comments… for god’s sake, HAVE FUN!!!!!

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  1. daneforst

    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.” Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”

  2. Not Scott Baio

    Balls!!!! Whose in Charge now?

  3. Frank Parnell

    Me me me me me!!!

  4. Jaene Wilkes

    The longest word in the dictionary is antidisestablishmentarianism. You’re welcome.

  5. Cathy Bean

    Hi It’s Danes fault I found my way here. off to look around

  6. Chad Farkley

    You guys suck!!! (suck is the new awesome)

  7. Jaime Horr

    My balls smell like WGUB

  8. John Vargas

    This seems like the best place to do this…. I Am Gay!!!! I’m talking giant dick up my ass while taking one in the face gay. Gap type gay. Broadway in summer gay. Wishing I could host the Tony Awards gay. Love you guys!

  9. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

    You guys rock!

  10. Steed Mounter

    I agree with Daniel Tosh’s views on rape. Toddles.

  11. Steed Mounter

    Silly me, I meant toodles. Blow yourself. Grandma?

  12. Steed's Grandma

    I will not.

  13. Brown Bobby Blake

    Smatterchew boys? I likey

  14. Asian Sweedish Chef

    Shmorga shmee shmor shmiddley shmee smhmorgishborgish

  15. Amber Crawley

    You are some brilliantly funny sonsofbitches!!!! Please keep it up!!!! Cheers to 2000 more!

  16. William Williams III

    Free shit be mine!!!!

  17. Cathy Bean

    so I have like five email addresses can I enter with all of them??

  18. Dan Vierra

    “She told me she just got her daughter Barbie’s friend, Wheelchair Becky. It’s a real doll. She got it for her ’cause she wanted to show her that people in wheelchairs are just like everybody else. And if that’s the lesson to be learned, then why isn’t the doll just called Becky? Wheelchair Becky just seems like good old fashioned name calling to me.”

  19. Barbara Cummings

    I’ve never won anything before… please pick me!!!

  20. Dewayne Warren

    Once upon a time… in a land far far away… there lived a young man destined for greatness!! Blah blah blah gimme free shit!

  21. Lauren

    Wait a minute..so..you’re telling me the bearded man that comes down my chimney at night, eats all my cookies and asks if I’ve been a good girl ISN’T Santa Clause?! That explains the un-jolly attitude, but what about the Ho-Ho-Hoes!? 😉

  22. Cathy Bean

    finds it funny that Joseph Gordon-Levitt “supposedly” left a comment. if so loved your movie called Hesher it rocked. I am pretty sure it is not the JG-L though

  23. katrina

    Me likey free stuff!

  24. JFo

    I hope it’s not too late! Me, pick me!!! Pretty please with a cherry on top:-)

  25. Mitch Match

    Congrats on 2000 boys, you have made it a long way. And it only took 2 years. Prometheus was cool. I really enjoyed all of the knowledge and music that y’all be sharing. First time posting, decent time following. Good luck in the future and enjoy the ride.

  26. Parapeligic Paul

    Wheelchair Becky’s a whore, always on her knees or back.


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